Friday, May 29, 2009

white trash haiku

texting my cousins' son from the
grab your learner's permit, i'm cocked.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

oilandcloth hall of fameth: alf

When I was a kid Alf made no sense to me. Now as an adult it's not on TV anymore so it still makes no sense. But I do remember he liked cats and his "tv dad" was kinda funny. I do recall Alf made a comeback a couple of years ago and was on all the talk shows. Alf barely made it into the hall of fameth but since so many other candidates were on performance enhancing laugh tracks at the time... Alf is a pure TV talent that deserves his due. Thank you Alf for the service you've given.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

white trash haiku

the rooster crows on the rusty
swingset, the
kids are grown, they rise at noon.