Wednesday, March 11, 2009

i wish i could quit you


good morning. it was chuck norris' birthday yesterday. he's 69. you know if you could clone fictional characters i think this would be the guy. surely my boy barry obama would grant us this one. always does the right thing...his record during slo-mo clips is impeccable. I mean when the camera speed slows down this guy really turns it on. check out his punches per frame (PPF) and he leads bruce lee in career judo chops. that was in the cocaine era when even marginal martial arts movie stars were putting gaudy stats. lots of people claim chuck was on something, but i say no way. here's to you buddy.

you think chuck has ever heard of my blog? like in passing....or maybe from his barber? just wondering. if i were chuck's barber i would kinda hint at trimming his chest hair...and if he was kinda put off ish i wouldn't mention again, for awhile at least.

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