The Natives Are Getting Restless

The Staff:

Carlos Moog; the sort of guy that looks and acts like he spent a decade following a jam band. then spent roughly six months at a nudist colony making synthesizer music. then gave up technology during a presidential election by throwing his tv out the window. a consistent pot cookie eater. the balding type with ponytail. the sort of guy who zones out after you ask him a question, then admits he has no idea what the subject was. Carlos will consistently take upwards of six months to learn your name and even then it's not on a consistent basis. often seen walking the campus with no particular path and no particular purpose. And yet, has a keen sense of establishment jokes and a fondness for the 80's genre of instruments such as the slap bass or the electric drums. currently staffs a juggler for half the year that drives in from a not-so-nearby state daily.